When you are jerking off with 1% battery in your phone and you have to make it quick so your phone doesn’t die mid sesh
by CloutMeadows September 13, 2021

by mackdaddytothe69thpower March 3, 2011

by Giant Black Meatus December 6, 2015

Refers to masturbating an uncircumcised penis.
Hey, I was with Kenneth last Friday and he asked his girlfriend if she wanted to stroke the tortoise; in front of everyone.
by deepthong November 22, 2022

1. The final stroke of masturbation before orgasm.
2. The name for the last Jedi before it wad published.
3. The last stroke of the cock before death.
2. The name for the last Jedi before it wad published.
3. The last stroke of the cock before death.
1. "My favorite stroke is the last stroke whats your favorite stroke Jimmy?"
2. "Yo Jim did you see how bad the last stroke was. It was a gay movie"
3. "Johnny had the last stroke on april fools day."
2. "Yo Jim did you see how bad the last stroke was. It was a gay movie"
3. "Johnny had the last stroke on april fools day."
by Faggotpiss January 15, 2020

Old Folks general rantings regarding social security, politics, border security, etc. These rants are most often seen in forwarded e-mails from your grandparents.
These Stroke Rants either may induce a stroke or may be stroke induced.
These Stroke Rants either may induce a stroke or may be stroke induced.
by dalegato June 15, 2011

Engine most commonly used around the world. although on a dirt bike they perform terrible because compared to a 2 stroke, they put out more torque rather than HP and torque is not really needed on a 150 lb machine to get up to speed.
Four stroke rider- hey wanna race
Two stroke rider- sure
Four stroke rider- how come you won, my top speed is higher than yours
Two stroke rider- because I got to a
higher speed faster than you could
Two stroke rider- sure
Four stroke rider- how come you won, my top speed is higher than yours
Two stroke rider- because I got to a
higher speed faster than you could
by Yupper Trupper November 19, 2022
