shrimp dipping

When you fishin for crawdads with your dick, making sure that you only dip the tip in

Man, I went shrimp dipping last night and caught 5 pounds of crawdads!

by HammyHandle March 30, 2016

spill shrimp

The opposite of spilling tea. Telling about someone in a good light.

Did you see Ryan Trahan spill shrimp about how nice Haley Pham is?

by Sarris July 26, 2018

shrimped up

When your posture is so awful that your default pose looks like that of a shrimp.

My back has been killing me recently because I’m so shrimped up in my chair.

by Awesomator77 May 14, 2024

Shrimped up

Someone suffering from erectile dysfunction right when they need an erection most, often as a result of nerves, alcohol or drugs. In doing so, their shrivelled phallus resembles a small crustacean.

"Hey Rory, did you and Monica manage to shag last night?"
"No, I was completely shrimped up so I had to cram my rotten boy in her mouth."

by norambuena April 14, 2023

Dookie shrimp

Alternatively “Cool man” mostly pertaining to someone getting drunk or high

Friend: I’m gunna get fucked up this weekend

You : dookie shrimp

by Not me I think April 02, 2024

Bacon Wrapped Shrimp

When an overconfident man wears a Magnum condom despite having a tiny motherfucking penis.

It slipped off that Bacon Wrapped Shrimp without me even noticing....took 20 minutes to fish it out of my pussy.

by MsNefertiti December 10, 2023

Shrimpe

It's mostly a name, it's just shrimp and e...That's how it's made. Shrimpe is a dumb person, is shy and makes many mistakes, also very short.

person 1: Hey have you seen Shrimpe?
person 2: Why would you need her, she's useless.

by ShrimpeShrimp December 06, 2021