Midnight Sniff

Its like that thing that one time where you are in bed alone and you fart into your hand and you like smell it, one time.

I was exhausted after that four hour meeting, I went to bed but I couldn't fall asleep without my Midnight Sniff.

by Grijn March 16, 2019

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Midnight Encroachment

When a child walks in on their parents having sex

When Bobby walked in on his parents having sex, it was classified as a Midnight Encroachment

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

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The Midnight Surpriser

It's Midnight and the mood is right just roll on over on her and give her the Midnight surpriser. Caution to many unprotected incursions will lead to a baby surpriser.

I normally get horny at night,she's alseep by 9 and im horny by midnight so wake her up with my favorite the midnight surpriser

by Dave'snothere June 14, 2018

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Midnight Societing

When at the end of the evening, you pour water upon your fire, and submit for approval.

After an eventful evening, Johnny Rudd was found midnight societing the fire.

by Silver Maples September 29, 2018

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The Midnight Growler

The Midnight Growler likes to get drunk and offer oral sex to any female prey.

The Midnight Growler will shit on your lawn and fall asleep on your driveway

Hey look theres The Midnight Growler trying his luck with that Backpacker! Let's hope he doesn't shit on her lawn and fall asleep on the driveway again

by Shane Cartwright June 3, 2018

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midnight-trips

A noun used to describe a complete experience and effect of using acid (LSD, a powerful hallucinogenic drug), or any other powerful hallucinogenic drug in the middle of the night.

*on the phone*
Me: What are y'all up to...ya midnight-trips?
Friend: Nope we just chilling

by K Supreme June 5, 2018

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