Midnight Coffee

Always tired, but you can't sleep. No matter what you do, you are constantly plagued by insomnia. So much so in fact that coffee is the only thing that can keep your motor functions going. I'm turning into Tyler Durden out here.
Midnight Coffee
by effingradical February 05, 2022
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Midnight milk drinker

A lazy person who will pay extra money for milk buying it at midnight at a gas station instead buying it during the day like a functioning person
Larry is nothing but a midnight milk drinker that why he is always broke
by Mtg187 August 08, 2022
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Midnight Jerry

A Midnight Jerry is a shit that comes on in the middle of the night, waking you from sleep, and demands to be let out.
"Mmmph, Honey.. come back to bed."

"CAN'T! MIDNIGHT JERRY!!!"
by The Editorial Staff of.. February 16, 2009
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midnight spaghetti

When someone is acting in an incredibly annoying, bland way. Used as a derogatory term.
Wow, Susan is being midnight spaghetti right now!
by KiwisDictionary July 02, 2021
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Midnight Dirty Ron

When you awaken to your girl wearing a clown mask and banging you from behind with a strap-on.
I'm scared of clowns now...I woke up the other night to a Midnight Dirty Ron!
by ronnnaddon June 08, 2017
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midnight juggler

Make sure you watch out for Derick…he’s a bit of a midnight juggler.
by “Downtown” November 13, 2022
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midnight maddness

It is best to avoid "midnight maddness" for it is the act upon a preferably sleeping person late at night where there are pranks of horrible unspeakable maddness. could be anything from writing on them, to super glue there hand to there balls.

(maddness is spelled incorectly for TradeMark reasons)
TTH

(TTH is also Trademarked so dont fucking use it unless i say so)
Me- Hey guys, gavin is out, lets midnight maddness on his back.
scotty- Thats tight huh!
by Nicknolty2 July 27, 2009
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