hood wood

Is when a man has four children by four different woman said children can be born years months or weeks apart

Hey girl I hear you been fucking with drock and you pregnant now you this official makes him Home Depot approved he's a 4x4 he got that hood wood not that good wood

by van Hohenheim of light November 15, 2014

hood wasted

Messed up on malt liquor. Sometimes incidentally, just because you were chilling on the stoop and somebody showed up with it.

We were just hanging out front, not even planning on staying up late. Next thing you know the neighbor showed up and everybody ended up hood wasted.

by mrsomoasun April 17, 2015

Hood bangin

When you live in the ghetto and everything is done in a poor manor

Yo I didn't know you lived on Hosmer St. You hood bangin

by Steadyb September 11, 2015

Rubbing hood

Female masturbation

I'm a filthy lesbian and therefore I'm going home ( not my parents basement coz they hate me) to treat my hairy minge to a rubbing hood

by Midget slinger October 14, 2016

Hood Polygamist

A man that has multiple baby mommas.

How is a hood polygamist gonna preach to me about being responsible.

by CrazySexyCool16 December 13, 2016

Hood Platinum

When a music artist Urban sell a lot of mixtape. Apx 5k or more depending where u are from because some hood are bigger than others.

Homie#1 Yo bro, did u hear that new wave 2 from Quilly underground urban music artist from Philadelphia Homie#2 Yea my nigga that shit a classic forreal.That jawn went hood platinum.

by Weez215 December 29, 2015

hood soda

A soda from a fast food restaurant that was not paid for. You acquire it by finding a random cup, then filling up the cup at the fountain when the employees aren't looking.

Guy 1: How did you get that soda? I ordered everything for us and I know you didn't ask for one.
Guy 2: Just found a cup lying around and filled it up.
Guy 1: So, you stole it.
Guy 2: Yup. Hood soda, son!

by Devveyovich July 12, 2017