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Kiss the goblin

To speak with eloquence, wit, and charm; to be particularly articulate and loquacious. The phrase is often used in a lighthearted or humorous context, and may suggest that the speaker has been inspired by some supernatural force or source of inspiration, such as the Blarney Stone in Ireland. It can also imply that the speaker has had a few drinks and is feeling particularly gregarious.

It is translated from the Danish phrase “At kysse julenissen” (Olsen, U 2021).
We knew that Erik would kiss the goblin after all those Carlsbergs and we'd never shut him up!
by Dog Bolter April 2, 2023
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Goblin Gang

A set of sexy ass bitches who post way too fucking much on Instagram and posing. These people have common names including "Megan" or "Braeden". They are a rare sight to be found outside their bedrooms creating cringe-ass TikToks dancing to a dead rapper's music. They will almost always be virgins or found with the hottest male in school yet also have one of the lowest GPA's throughout their life.
Hey, look over there! It's a goblin gang doing the WAP dance together!
Woah, I wonder how troubled they were in their childhood!
by Tunkyman January 25, 2021
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Green Goblin

A person who loves sucking dick - Goblin' it down
Greg is such a green goblin, he has literally sucked everyone's dick
by Monkeyscrub November 1, 2021
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Coom Goblin

Some one who cooms and is simultaneously a goblin
oh oh ohhhh, I think, I might be a coom goblin... Ever since I saw that thick ass loli I cant stop masturbating. *fap fapfapafp* UNNGGGG G GGG IS THAT LORD OF THE RINGS GOBLIN RULE 34? HOLY FUCK *SNIffFFFFFFFffFFFFF* Ooooohohooho fuckkkkkk
by NiggerFagoot1488 December 13, 2020
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Goblin Dickhead

Goblin Dickhead is used as an insult for underage parents who are on government benefits.
Look at that Goblin Dickhead buying her kids sausages rolls with her benefit money.
by OrthdoxNorman March 6, 2016
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Goblin Mode

When a female/male is in the mood for oral sex and has an insatiable appetite for it
I recently went to my massage therapist who gave me the best head I had in a while! I guess I caught her in Goblin mode!
by Webster's Miriam dictionary December 6, 2022
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crotch goblin

One who feeds on the groin while growling and snoring.
I was attacked at a party by a crotch goblin.
by DeVirginator February 9, 2003
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