pick up a cupcake

To make sexual advances towards a minor. The term was coined after YouTuber EDP445 was caught in a sting operation where he thought he's be meeting up with a 13-year-old girl, for sex

EDP: Well, I was actually coming out here to pick up a cupcake, and then go back home.

by Purplax November 22, 2024

pick up a cupcake

To make sexual advances towards a minor. The term was coined after YouTuber EDP445 was caught in a sting operation where he thought he would be meeting up with a 13-year-old girl for sex

EDP: Well, I was actually coming out here to pick up a cupcake, and then go back home.

by Purplax November 28, 2024

Cupcake

Cupcake is someone who is overly delicate, fragile, or lack toughness, as cupcakes are small, soft, and often seen as dainty or easy to crumble. Specifically towards diversity and including others as it makes them feel insecure and lesser.

Incel: Did you see that new game has female as the main character? That's some woke bullsh*t.
Real Man: Sounds like you're being a cupcake there...
Incel: No, I wouldn't mind if the game is good but they make the female look like sh*t.
Real Man: The game isn't even out yet and its bad, and she doesn't look bad, you're just being a cupcake because you don't find her attractive.
Incel: They trying to push an agenda...
Real Man: Now your changing subject, okay Cupcake!

by ZFactZ December 17, 2024

Cupcake

Someone that is underage ages 17 or under

It is illegal to talk to cupcakes

by )))))): June 21, 2025

cupcake without frosting

A person who is very short and can deepthroat over 7 inches.

I was with that cupcake without frosting last night and (s)he deepthroated all 7.5 inches!

by LiddleMuffin June 27, 2025

Sprinkle on my cupcake

Derogatory term used by FOH staff to harass their peers

You’re a real sprinkle on my cupcake

-Sawyer

by Efan_ July 25, 2025

Offaly CupCAKE

The process by which you insert a whole chocolate cake into an asshole. you then plant a turnip seed inside the now soiled chocolate cake, ejaculate on it for hydration (photosynthesis) and wait for it to grow (can take months). you then use turnip in stew and feed it to who you desire.

Discovered during the great famine by the Great Jeff OMeara III

"Ahhhhh, Mary we're out of turnips"
"C'mon so stick the chocolate cake in im ready to make an Offaly CUPCAKE"

by OFFALY FARMER October 14, 2025