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Mother board

a computers main circuit borad (holds: {cpu processor}{ram memory}{ssd storage}{gpu vidio-card}.
many computers use an atx mother board.
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z-chara board hit

(N.B: this definition, with no offense meant to Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins or anyone else on The Boston Bruins organization, is named after Zdeno Chara's now infamous (among Montreal Canadiens fans at least) hit on Max Pacioretty during the 2010-2011 NHL season).

in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding -at an angle of course-the point of which is to (intentionally?) injure the player of the opposing team.
NHL fan forum post: Shame on you, dear Mr Gary Bettman for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit on Max Pacioretty.

reply to post: asking yourself the question of whether or not Zdeno Chara intentionally injured Max Pacioretty is objectively meaningless. Whether intentional or not, a z-chara board hit, IMHO, is supposed to be banned in the NHL; an NHL game is not some kind of modern Roman gladiator spectacle where injuring, maiming, and even sometimes killing, one's opponents was not only tolerated, but encouraged. We have taken the Latin concept of panem et circenses far enough a.i.
by Sexydimma January 26, 2014
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board shorts

Shorts for men who want to show their knees and thighs, honestly it makes your penis look smaller and they look bad on everyone. It's emasculating for most people.
guy: yo he's wearing board shorts
guy 2: tiny penis coded.
by benby100 December 10, 2023
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cat boarding

The act of torturing confessions from prisoners by covering their faces with felines.
By cat boarding the Al Qaeda prisoners we were able to track down Bin Laden.
by Roger Roundly September 30, 2023
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Stockbroker's Board

Intelligent people hang around on the Stockbroker's Board instead of special-needs boards like the KKB.
by Not Richard Moll January 20, 2004
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bored board

That board is a bored board.
by NameRandom56789 August 4, 2021
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Splatter Board

When a woman’s face is ejaculated on by a man, or men, the woman’s face becomes the “Splatter Board."
I was watching this awesome porn, where three guys turned this chick into a splatter board.
by acw11790 February 12, 2012
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