The Birthday Suite

A fabled spa/resort somewhere in the USA where, on your birthday, you get to relax for the whole day. You don’t wear any clothes from the time you enter to the time you leave, and you get to spend all day having sex with multiple partners and feasting on Little Debbie snack cakes.

Where the hell is Tim?

Oh, he’s over at the Birthday Suite. He’s turning 41 today.

by Big Buck Johnson July 23, 2025

Are you sure?

A question asked when to validate that a person is sure in what they have said

Mark: I had a pretty interesting day
Nolan: are you sure?
Mark: guess whos finally getting his powers

Nolan: are you sure?
Mark: pretty sure

by NotNolanGrayson September 23, 2025

Are you sure?

Asking someone if they are certain, confident, or positive about a statement, decision, or fact, often used to check for accuracy, encourage deeper thought about consequences, or express slight disbelief.

“Guess who’s finally getting his powers?”
“…Are you sure?”
“Pretty sure. Threw a trash bag into space.”

by MToque December 10, 2025

O'Shea Jackson Senior Is Subterfuge Personified, So It Is Called "Jupiter Morningstar"

O'Shea Jackson Senior Is Subterfuge Personified, So It Is Called "Jupiter Morningstar"

O'Shea Jackson Senior Is Subterfuge Personified, So It Is Called "Jupiter Morningstar"

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.> Buena Suerte, buEna sueUrte, buenA suertE<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> Buena Suerte, buEna sueUrte, buenA suertE<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> Buena Suerte, buEna sueUrte, buenA suertE<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

I think I have 3 rich Afghanistan cousin but not sure about that.

It is a experience and new family made by my 77 family cousin. I think I have 3 rich cousin at Afghanistan maybe but I don't know.

I think I have 3 rich Afghanistan cousin but not sure about that.

by syafinaz confirms that? November 18, 2023

If you are a teacher, I am pretty sure you are slanging self-discoveries: The First Juvenile Release

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If you are a teacher, I am pretty sure you are slanging self-discoveries: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025