bottom bag surprises

the extra french fries, wedges, or onion rings that aren't in your fry container and you find at the bottom of the bag when you order fast food

I ordered some food from McDonald's and found some bottom bag surprises on my way home

by hardhitr3 August 12, 2009

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barbed surprise

When prior to sexual intercourse (more often non-consensual then consensual)a man wraps his man meat in barbed or razor wire.

This inflicts massive damage to the orfices that the perpetrator decides to defile with his god rod.

"My penis hurts so much after I gave Joseph a barbed surprise...but it was worth it."

by Argonak April 15, 2008

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October Surprise

Sex in a bed of leaves.

After the kids piled up the leaves, me and the wife had a little 'October Surprise'

by Bubbaice July 13, 2012

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Pop surprise

The art of the hopeful yet subtle handjob during the viewing of a film at a cinema.The male purchases a box of aptly sized popcorn. He then proceeds to make a hole in the bottom of the box in which he can insert his penis. During the movie he proceeds to offer some popcorn to a stranger (male or female) whereupon the stranger plunges his or her hand into the box recieving a dainty surprise.Hopefully you leave the cinema very satisfied.

"That git mike pop surprised me the other night!"

by Hayward Jablome April 5, 2006

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surprise portal

When you are doing a girl from behind, and just before ejacaculation you whip it into there bumhole.

It was julies birthday yesterday and i hit her with the surprise portal. what a lucky girl.

by mitch1 May 10, 2008

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surprise date

When a guy asks a girl to hang out and then acts like it's a date. It's a good way to stay away from rejection, but also a good way to never get a girl.

Sally-"OMG John just pulled a surprise date on me, SO AWKWARD."

by timvri January 9, 2011

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