Obsessive surfing

To constantly surf the Internet, sometimes with out noticing you were doing it.

"I'm so addicted to the Internet I keep finding my self obsessive surfing!"

by bro fist August 3, 2015

deadline surfing

The act of doing the least amount of work possible such that you could still conceivably get your essay in on time.

"Hey man do you wanna cheeky game of Boxhead?"

"Nah bro, gotta do some work now cause I spent all last night deadline surfing"

by toorightbro333 November 7, 2015

Croydon surf n turf

Hot dogs and tuna fish

Yo ya wanna eat? Yeah but I'm poor. It's ok we can have CROYDON SURF N TURF

by JoeCroydon May 30, 2016

Madi Surette

Madi is cool but won't date me but that's okay

She also absolute band trash
can be passive aggressive af
eats all your eggs
sounds like a microwave sometimes
hates brendan

dog: pet me
Madi Surette: no I'm listening to twenty one pilots be

by band trash 69 October 15, 2016

clam surfing

The process of rubbing a semi erect penis across the opening of a moist vagine.

She wouldn't let me stick it in, I had to settle for some heavy clam surfing. White capped her belly.

by Mschmidthead June 5, 2017

yeatsie surf

a really hyped up surfer who cant even surf but everyone thinks he can because he has long hair. He is a poser.

person 1: this guy looks good

person 2: nah hes a yeatsie surf for sure

by dankKINGx360dukelordMLG May 20, 2018

bong surfing

Upon running out of your own weed and being too broke to buy more; you then visit a different friend each day to get smoked out on their supply.

Garrett is so broke right now, I hear he's been bong surfing just to get high.

by rugtol44 June 30, 2018