Person 1: I drove my car into a tree because I didn’t want to hit a duck on the road.
Person 2: Oh you’re stroking my balls mate
Person 2: Oh you’re stroking my balls mate
by sunkistzerosugar May 16, 2025
Get the You’re stroking my ballsmug. Uncle stroking is an ancient technique of pleasuring oneself in which the male places his penis in between 2 rough, cubical ancient stones. The stones must be in cube form and must be handheld, otherwise the process will not work. After placing the penis in between the stones, you push them together to create an extreme force that results in the deforming of the penis and said penis begins to bleed. After this step, you move the stones forward and back in a masturbating form, using your own blood as a lubricant to make the uncle stroking even more pleasurable than it is.
"Sorry, I can't fuck tonight, my dick hurts so much from uncle stroking last night."
"I just discovered uncle stroking and it's the greatest thing ever!"
"I just discovered uncle stroking and it's the greatest thing ever!"
by uncle_stroking_lover May 22, 2024
Get the Uncle Strokingmug. Lovely weatjtmiubzdlnkjwrlojwroibjwpor jntboi jrtcskkhgb. Oihwet oinjbzcfkjhnasdlknjh *stroke*
by NeedForSpeed2004 September 18, 2020
Get the Strokemug. by nature stroker & floor shitter November 1, 2018
Get the Nature strokingmug. by feelin like john pork December 3, 2024
Get the Strokingmug. Someone who is really stupid and doesn’t know what there taking about and is always talking out there ass
by anonymous April 2, 2024
Get the Stroke wagonmug. by Amschel December 13, 2023
Get the Hell Strokemug.