stainfart

if a person blows a fat brown wind, and a bit of shit trickles out into the underpence, that's a stainfart, otherwise known as #squirtblast.

ah fuck, i fucking stainfarted
ah cool
ah shit, it's a baddy
ah, too bad, too bad

by trilliam turdsworth February 28, 2023

Stringvesting

A wide string of useless investments

Person one:

Wow you have so many pairs of nail clippers in your refrigerator

Person two:
Correct! I have begun stringvesting in niche personal hygiene equipment such as nail clippers and nostriliser's

by shredded toe nails August 1, 2023

stainfucker

A mixture of Dawn dish soap and Hydrogen Peroxide used to get cum stains out of pillowcases.

Great night last night. Got a mess to clean up, though. Hand me the Stainfucker.

by Fuckfingers2 August 16, 2023

String ass crack

Boys black booty hole

I was mad the other day so I was like fuck it I’m fixed to try some string ass crack to make my husband jealous.

by Booty taker May 23, 2023

String Cheese

To leave, to go away, or to peel out.

String Cheese time.

I need to string cheese.

by UGAK January 23, 2024

String

Noun.
The resolve of a person. Ability of a person to be swayed by interactions, insults, personal experiences

Your string is loose
she stands on business, her string is tight
Don't say that! You know his string is not too tight

by Karthaloopa April 9, 2024

String my guitar

When a man asks another man/women to clamp his penis & stretch it as far a possible before stroking it like a quitar string.

Damn, I wish he'd string my guitar & play it like a lead bass!!

by Gotyourass! May 30, 2024