Strokeloafus

For one to empty bowles while swimming backstroke to see if you are escaping the floaters

If you would strokeloafus then you could see if your swimming fast enough to escape floaters

by Fishoboy April 20, 2017

fondle stripe

Any inexplicable marking on an article of clothing that ultimately exists for the sole purpose of causing people to touch the person wearing the clothing item.

"What's that on Josh's shirt? It looks like a piece of tape."

(touch)

"Oh, I guess it's just a fondle stripe."

by AynRandsTeddyBear January 15, 2006

beef stroked

To get your man handle rubbed on by a lady.

Dude, grant is going to whip out his dude meat and get his beef stroked by rachel tonight.

by -taters- June 21, 2006

mid-stride crisis

In recreational running, the propensity for any man over the age of 40, when passed by a female, to immediately speed up to reclaim the lead. It is not uncommon for men prone to this affliction to stuff their running shorts with rolled socks.

I was out on the running trail when I passed this old man wearing really short shorts. He had a mid-stride crisis and immediately doubled his pace to keep up with me; his belabored breathing and flushed skin had me concerned that a cardiac arrest was imminent.

by alisonro December 20, 2010

Socal Stroke

Old School term used Hot Rodders and surfers from the Southern California area, circa the 1970's

Refers to someone who is always making excuses for not following through. Attempting to explain things away by glossing it over or leaving out the sordid details to make it look like it wasn't their fault. A person from Southern California who is full of BS or full of questionable excuses.

We drove all the way to Joe's place in L.A. yesterday to pick up the engine for the hot rod. He still doesn't have it finished. When we confronted him about it, he spun us a bull shit story about all the hold ups on the project. With him, it is the same old Socal Stroke!

by Azburner December 21, 2010

Nick Strider

A problematic loser who spends all his time at the gym. He's usually surrounded by desperate chicks who need to keep it in their pants.

Do you see that guy over there? The one surrounded by thirsty sluts? Yeah, he's definitely a Nick Strider.

by George V January 5, 2016

cross stroke

The cross stroke is the sexual act of joining hand with your partner to jerk yourself off.

Joey and Austin aren't gay, but they did give each other a cross stroke.

by prtyoski May 3, 2017