Steve Job

-Either a Handjob or a Blowjob that is recorded on any apple product with a camera

Guy 1-"Bro, i went to a party last night and hooked up with this banging chick"
Guy 2- "No Way Dude"
Guy 1- "I got the steve job right here"
Guy 2- "Wow thats your penis"

Steve Job by Barista420 September 8, 2012

Steve'd

"Steve'd" is the term for being very drunk. It originated from a famous man from Aberdeen when he got unbearably drunk to the point where movement was a struggle so the people of Aberdeen had to name it.

If you're "Steve'd" this can include lack of balance, puking a lot, slurring your words, on the floor unable to get up etc.

"I was so Steve'd last night I puked all over the neighbors dog"

"Lets get Steve'd tonight at the party!"

"He was Steve'd last night, he must have a hangover today"

Steve'd by Urbandictatorforbes March 5, 2013

steve mc steve 

Describes the most amazing guy ever

Look at that Steve mc Steve right there he is so amazing

steve mc steve by TheHinceMeister January 4, 2014

Steve Conley

Usually a girl that asks guys to feel her “Vajewcus”. She will usually be semi-attractive, mean, and tall.

“Man their goes Steve Conley”

“That Steve Conley wants to bang Darryl”

Steve Conley by Poopie boy July 26, 2018

Steve Jobs 

A man who changed the world and innovated the "touch" to our present day lives. May he rest in peace.

Simple Apple computer------------------>iPod-->iTouch--------->iPhone---->iPad-------->MacBook Pro = Steve Jobs & Apple.

Steve Jobs by Yessir12345 October 9, 2011

steve irwin 

To manhandle an object or a person. To spastically jerk this object like a child trying to squeeze the adorableness out of a kitten. To damage something as a result of your own uncontrollable affection for it.

Kelly really Steve Irwin'd that chair when she drank all those red bulls. Oh well, we can always buy a new one or trick colin farrell into playing its part in a dinner-theatre program that happens every night in our living room.

I really Steve Irwin'd Lola's adorable pink cheeks.

steve irwin by Erik Larsen October 20, 2006

Steve Jobs 

The person who is said to suck even though he makes kick ass computers, CAN run Windows (but most choose not to because it's horrible and Mac already has the features), and doesn't get viruses. Poor people also resent Steve Jobs because they can't afford his products. The only thing that gets on Steve Jobs nerves are Windows fanboys who are too poor to get a Mac.

He treats that Ferrari like Steve Jobs

He works at Mickey D's so he hates nice houses and Steve Jobs.

Steve Jobs by thatgreggguy August 5, 2010