sperm specks

When a man ejaculates on the specs, or glasses of another person.

Hey, Velma! How do you like those sperm specks girl!

by Sir. Queefs-a-lot July 4, 2017

Sperm-up

When you throw up burp after giving a blow job and a little bit of that huge load you just swallowed comes back up

Blow jobs are funner for everyone when you swallow,until you sperm-up and have to swallow it again

by DiKiFo August 27, 2016

Sticky-Sperm

A Sticky-Sperm is a guy who gets too attached to the girl who takes his virginity.

Omg this guy is such a Sticky-Sperm, we just had sex a couple of times and he's getting all emotional and is texting me non-stop when I told him I'm not interested anymore!

by Flitty November 13, 2015

Sperm-Scranner

same as a batty man, gay boy, homosexual etc. a sperm-scranner means someone that eats sperm

person1: yo that fella looks like a right sperm-scranner innit
person2: yo fam he such a batty man look at them boat shoes

by hairybattycrease May 23, 2018

Sperm burper

A woman who has swallowed so much seamen that it makes her burp.

Anita was such a sperm burper.

by karatejoe February 27, 2018

sperm dog

An incompetent Don Juan

If you are a sperm dog and know it, you may need multiple fwb's rather than a wife and mistress

by Sexydimma September 17, 2016

Sperm web

Noun. It is a phenomenon that happens when a girl is being “courted” by a guy and they are about to get serious and then suddenly all of her exes, hoes, or random men start showing up trying to earn her affection. It’s as if all men are subconsciously connected through this sperm web.

“Bruh my ex boyfriend just texted me he misses me!” “Oh my god, ugh it must be the sperm web”

by Lolbrono January 16, 2023