spider bridge

The act of coring out a cucumber and inserting it into one’s anus while asleep to allow passage of spiders or other insects throughout the night.

Henry made a sweet spider bridge last night, he loves those little guys.

by Galgotgame August 8, 2019

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Spider man

a guy wearing mask who had the mission to destroy the city of new york to just save a pussy

cleaner numba 1: oh look spider man
cleaner numba 2:oh shit here we go again

by griythan December 27, 2020

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Spade

The personification of the Speed Limit 55 Sign; a character originating from the Signhumans

Spade is a confident and goofy man who is friends with Rod and Railo

Spade is an avid fan of Quandale Dingle

by inRodWeTrust March 8, 2023

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Wombo Spider

A very rare, gigantic spider found in the regions of East India. They are a real delicacy in India.

Dude wandering around in the east of India: Wow! Look at that spider! It must be one of those tasty Wombo Spiders!

by Cirion August 29, 2010

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A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential pretadors with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burroing in 'tighty whiteys'.

subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"

by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010

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