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soil the cow

To become drunk and flavorful.
I just spent a hundred bones on booze, we're really gonna soil the cow today.
by java monster February 22, 2008
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solid gold

Adjective;
Individual naturally possessing the fundamental qualities in association With beauty, comedy, etc; and the ideal platform and discipline to deliver with precise accuracy, those qualities; with out manipulation, coaxing or any outside interference and in a consistent unflappable manor.
1. The first audition was solid gold, its a wrap.
2. This guy's interview was solid gold; tell the rest of the candidates to take two weeks off and than quit.
3. Jack Nicholson was solid gold as the role of The Joker, retire that costume, noone will ever do it better.
* See J. Rao
by joeblo April 15, 2008
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shildog

A word given to a cigerette or Spliff that has been rolled terribly and looks like a shit rapped in paper. Normally this word is said in an Alabama accent.
ahh dude jacobs just rolled a total shildog!
SHILDOG!
SHILDOG!
by (MPK) July 5, 2010
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Soilophilia

Soilophilia: "Cause honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure."
by nethneth March 4, 2011
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sold a tranny

To be sold something that later proves to be worth a fraction of the price it was originally purchased.

Derives from when Chelsea bought Fernando Torres from Liverpool for £50,000,000 in 2011.
So you bought a second hand iPod off eBay and a week later it dies as soon as you turn it on? I'm afraid you've been sold a tranny there son.

So you bought a Ford KA at an auction and it's falling to bits the minute you take it round the block? Mate, you've been sold a tranny, as they say everywhere.

So you bought a world-class centre-forward and it turns out he couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo? I'm afraid you've been sold a tranny, no argument!
by afsfs June 5, 2011
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Soiler Alert

The act of letting people around you know that you are about to shit your pants.
Hey guys, Major soiler alert coming!
by Dillon Conner July 9, 2011
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Shildo

A "shit" frozen and then used as a dildo.
Jade: "I cant afford these really expensive dildo's!"
Molly: "Just use a shildo!"
Jade: "I dont have one, Could I borrow yours?"
Molly: "Yeah sure!"
by MTP-Warrior. September 30, 2015
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