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Cabbage Snatch Kid

A child born of a Cabbage Snatch, or more commonly referred to as a nasty, sweaty vagina...you can normally pick a Cabbage Snatch Kid out of a crowd by his Cabbage Snatch Stink which usually never washes off.

There is a wonderful video on youtube about Cabbage Snatches, called Cabbage Snatch Kids
All that woman over there is good for is producing Cabbage Snatch Kids with her Snatch Cabbage.
by TheJabberwocklklk July 15, 2009
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Smatchmo

1)-A 'Smatchmo' is a disgusting being that uses it's own vomit as a weapon, like a spider, and then eats it's victom whole. A smatchmo will vomit at the site of anything abnormal such as bright colors or music.

2)-Dumb female security guard.
Stop fooling around, 'Smatchmo' is coming.
by Natate Grande February 19, 2003
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snatch 22

A catch 22 that somehow revolves having sex with a woman.
I got herpes from another woman. If I have sex with my wife now, she'll leave me. If I leave her though, I'll never get to have sex with her again. What a snatch 22!
by Drew Stewart August 6, 2007
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Smatchie

A dirty little child.

Someone who has deflated pools, tires and indoor furniture in their yard. These kids play in the garbage and drink puddle water for fun.
*Driving down the road.”
Kyle - “ hey, look at that smatchie by the dumpster!”
Brad - “look at that what? What’s a smatchie?”
Kyle - “a smatchie is a dirty little kid.”
by poptartman780 October 6, 2023
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snatch struck

Snatch Struck is in referance to state a male person attains after allowing a member of the female species to use her special influance, this poontang, to override his otherwise better judgement.
He was so snatch struck by that girl, he just sat there with his dick in his hand when she said: "You may think your hot shit in a champagne glass, however you are mearly diarriha in a dixie cup!"
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snatch plug

dude,your girlfriend just took your car,where'd she jet to?

she's just hitting the store for some snatch plugs.
by xirtam January 17, 2008
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Snatchasaurous Rex

An annoying snatch of a wife who likes to nag about everything and blow up for no reason because she is a psycho and likes to be a whore.
Susie is a snatchasaurous rex so i am getting divorce papers.
by fed up man March 13, 2009
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