Safety Beer

A beer that you drink as soon as you arrive home to prevent you from leaving again, i.e. driving back to work or to pick up a friend at the airport. A safety beer guarantees you a free pass as no one would ask you to drink and drive.

Boss I would love to come back in but I have had a safety beer.

Babe you know if I hadn't already had a safety beer I would pick your mother up at the airport.

by Pseudoname99 August 20, 2013

safena

A girl with a big heart but also a touche of sassy. Lovely Person who cares about everything and is also crazy. You can have a lot of fun with her.

I am like Safena

by Nonameneeded December 30, 2016

safea

beautiful and friendly. love to laugh but always hurt. she don't care what other ppl think about her.

lets be friend with safea, she is nice and friendly

by pisjuxoakbz April 22, 2018

Safety Third

1 have fun
2 take nothing personal

3 safety (of you, your team/patrons, others)

When working, safety third...

by Nick w/the NAK July 17, 2019

safe

(noun) a condom

I slipped on a safe before I entered her.Decided to keep my sperm to myself.

by Jake January 19, 2004

safe girls

a group of girls that try to have high social status but in reality do not. They are average or below average in looks, but somehow they manage to hang out with the attractive guys. the guys go along with it because they figure nothing could go wrong with these girls since they are "safe" and will not tempt them in anyway. safe girls are also not intimidating to guys which is why they get all the attention. They get jealous of girls that fall into the queen bee category because they know they will never be as good as them. They are usually just tag a long girls that try to have a good social life, but in reality, everyone knows they are just safe girls and they are going nowhere. They rarely have boyfriends, and if they do they are not of the Don Juan type. Generally, safe girls get way more attention then they deserve, but its not genuine.

"Why is that guy complimenting that safe girl? she is so ugly!"

"Those safe girls better back the fuck off because I'm a fucking queen bee."

by Haley Mischelli March 5, 2009

safe

A state of being protected from harm or otherwise negative impacts; which can be used in description of both animate and inanimate objects.

Also, an object designed to protect other objects (or, depending on its size, possibly people).

I feel safe here, like nothing can harm me.
Will you keep me safe?

Put my money in the safe, I don't want it to be stolen.

by Kenjoki December 6, 2006