slow key

the act of realizing you low key hate or love something over a long period of time

Aaron: wait I thought you hated blackberries?
Riley: I slow key love them now

by Snaplatts August 11, 2020

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Slow asf

worthless piece of shit when it comes to doing/planning anything

& that’s why no one asks you how to do things.

by goldskn December 28, 2020

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To be retarded and slow, to hold down smb or just an evocation to the Pokémon "Slowbro"

1. Slowbro used Water Pulse!
2. -"I'm gonna break ya neck"
+"Slow-bro, u need to calm down and take a valeriana (o leke).
3. Cabeeeeeeza! TUUUU!

by denis3wallace3 April 29, 2017

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when you want to get it up, but you're too slow and the moment is lost

"I was gonna fuck him, but he was pretty slow on the bone..."

by paptort September 19, 2014

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When the Internet loads slowly due to only one or two bars.

It is taking me a while to load the bar menu due to slow bars.

by Cyberclam May 03, 2023

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When your darling sits on your face and you use their asshole as an oxygen mask

Yeah my wife came home last night and gave me a Slow Franklin. My neck still hurts!

by Dipshit Leonard April 02, 2020

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a person(usually a male) who is being slow and stupid

by roguemystical October 21, 2020

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