santasizing

Sexual fantasies about Santa Claus

When I hear jingle bells, i start santasizing about Santa's North "Pole".

by Shady McJew September 15, 2016

santa's gooch

The period of time between Christmas Day and New Year's Day

'I've booked the whole of Santa's Gooch off work. I'm going to put Baileys in my cereal!'

by |\|()()|3 sp33|< December 5, 2016

Santa Weight

Weight you put on over the winter holidays, due to the crap ton of candy and baked goods available

1 : "Be honest, does this dress make me look fat?"
2: "I mean, you have put on some weight since I last saw you."
1: "Yeah, but it's Santa weight. I'm gonna lose it by January."

by Xpngs&cats December 5, 2016

Santa

According to Quantum Mechanics Saint Nick is a Microb That Can Travel At The Speed Of Atoms to Deliver gifts Speaking of Atoms In Some Cases The Speed Of Atoms Travels Faster Then The Speed Of Light And His Slay Is Flown by a Micro Rangifer tarandus (reindeer) and they fly by friction of the speed travelling fast enough to lift of the ground like an airplane And one of the reindeer noses is lit up by bioluminescence in its nose genes to light up sinces microb's can baerely see at 2:00 AM when children are sleeping in fact they are so small that star's are so spaced apart that its hard to see the stars

Look it's Santa mommy...oh wait I cant see him he's is tiny

by FrankieBo'sgua January 4, 2017

santa clause

a mythical being that helps retarded rich kids to pass LA

Me: woah, kid, how you get 100 on that LA quiz?
rich kid: I studied with santa clause, bitch

by G0ingInsqne April 8, 2017

Santanym

A word or phrase that means exactly or nearly the same as another word or phrase in the same language, of or relating to Christmas.

"X-mas is a santanym of Christmas."

by Rellek7 November 1, 2017

Santa

A creepy wanted Criminal for breaking into kids houses and giving them drugged candy in stocking, people say he’s a good person.

“Hey, Theres Santa He tried to kill my bro so grab the sawed off shotgun and kill that fat cunt”

by Childhood destroyer December 6, 2017