Simon

1. To suck a hairy, British boomers’ cock at 4 o’ clock.
2. To have sex with a porcupine.

1. “Man, he sure looks like he’s interested in the Brits, do you think he’s gonna simon?”
2. “Aww, the porcupine is so cute! I feel like Simoning it!”

by Tommie hendrickens April 29, 2022

Simmons and Spy

An old married couple whose sex life involves lots of red shells, knives, and table flipping. Spy is Simmons little bitch, but they love each other deep down.

"I saw Simmons and Spy at the hospital again. Simmons got a red shell stuck inside her and Spy had lots of stab wounds and wood splinters to dig out."

by JMAD_1979 August 4, 2023

scott simon

A jobless Polish junkie.

You lost your job again? What a fucking Scott Simon...

by SlumLordBillionaire June 6, 2018

Tom Simons

tommyinnit

"have you watched tom simons?"
"who?"
"tommyinnit"
"no."

by the giver of facts January 22, 2022

taylor alexander simmons

A piece of shit

Taylor Alexander Simmons is gay

by 7rgr January 19, 2018

Ur mom is simon

Im testing this

I like Ur mom is simon

by anonymous April 25, 2022

Mrs. Simmons

A retarded science teacher that doesn’t know how to teach science and just gives her students tests with random shit

"hey you know that science teacher Mrs. Simmons?''
"yeah you mean the retarded science teacher that gives random shit tests?"
“Mrs Simmons doesn’t know how to teach, did she even go to college?”

by BalloonTea68456 October 8, 2019