Simping

The act of creepily stalking any being with a vagina who comes within a ten foot radius. A characteristic often shown in noncy italian boys who most likely grow up to be sex predators working as a PE teachers or scout leaders.

"typical Tito... Simping multiple women at the same time, he will kill anything acting as a barrier to his attempts at seducing "

by Snacc2Trappy January 23, 2021

simp

what 8 year olds call people who disagree with them

YOU THINK TECHNO IS BETTER THEN DREAM??!@?@??@?!"@?!?@!@?@?!@?!?@!>?@ SIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by The salami guy January 27, 2021

simp

super

intense
minecraft
player

person: ray is such a simp, he spends all day on minecraft

by luna de angelis December 1, 2021

simp

one of the “bros” who stopped hanging out with all the bro’s to try to get some poon. usually named austin or reese

“yo where’s austin?”
“idk i bet he’s out being a simp again”

by gimmedatpussy999 January 2, 2020

Simp

A man that indeed chooses a girl over THE BOYS. Worst cases of simping are paying for girls, spending all their time with their girl instead of THE BOYS, and always talking to their girl and not THE BOYS. Stop your friend from being a simp by noticing the signs, your boy will start to be more distant until he is a full fledged simp. If you need call the simp hotline at 954-668-8729

“Damn my dog river a simp now, he always hangin with bella.”

by mikeurquiaga January 8, 2020

Simp

Joey Manberg

Joey Manberg is a huge simp

by Joey’s a simp January 9, 2020

Simp

Any guy named Raul.

Raul said, "She's so beautiful man. Imma sound like a simp but I honestly think her beauty is gonna go down in history -- like the Marilyn Monroe of our generation."

by Estefo March 26, 2020