Sims 2

The absolute best game ever! Its so addictive that you forget sometimes that you are real NOT them! in fact once i stayed up for a day and a half playing it!

girl: what the hell are you playing?
boy: idiot! sims two DUH!
girl: for how long?
boy: about a week!
girl: why?
boy: cause its friggin adictive!

by evilmuffin May 13, 2005

Simrun

A kind individual with a great personality. Guys always want to be with a Simrun. She's awesome, sweet, kind, and sensitive. But mostly, she has an awesome body.

Damn, did you see Simrun? She's a total hottie

by Luca301 December 14, 2010

No Simp September

The month of September where you can’t simp for the whole month before cuffing season.

Kyle bought a car and house for Alyssa, so she gave him just a pat on the back for his reward during No Simp September.

by The Wae September 2, 2020

simeran singh

Simeran Singh has a very tiny penis and is known for going gym just to walk around and view everyone doing deadlifting while he is sitting back and making sure his bold spot isnt going any bigger

wow man simeran singh is a fucking faggot

by Simerans Dirty Moot February 21, 2018

Simile

A Comparison Of 2 Things By Using The Words ''As'' Or ''Like''.

Lily: I'm As Hungry As A Bear.
Mom: What Do You Mean?
Lily: It's A Simile.
Mom: Oh...

by Handle Here August 4, 2018

Simpistan

India

A: whose side are you on? Pakistan or simpistan

B: I say we nuke them at the same time

by 6kidlover9 October 27, 2021

Wanking Simon

A variation of the "Peeping Tom", the "Wanking Simon" also falls into the wider subcategory of the "Peep-Wank". Like his cousin Tom, the Wanking Simon will be found peeping through chinks in the curtain or gaps in the timber Venetian blinds at unsuspecting victims who are in a state of undress. The Simon will be simultaneously getting his wank on, hence the name "Wanking Simon". Participants commonly engage in sweater-wearing, as it has been found that a tight knit weave is perfect for brushing over the beaded brow expected from such exertion.

"Why, look at that man over there! He's peeping through the gaps in the timber Venetian blinds of the neighbour's spa house! What is he doing?"

"He's wanking! And look! He's wearing a sweater!"

"By God, you're right! It's a Wanking Simon! Call the police!"

by Hauparu Bay December 17, 2011