Crosswalk shuffle

Happens when a car needs to hang a right but has to wait for bonehead to get through the crosswalk. When bonehead realizes he is holding the car up, he breaks into a slight jog letting the car know that he sees them and he is going to hurry for them but this slow jog is no quicker than walking.

Hermes: ''Hurry up man, I need to get my girl some tampons.''
Friend: ''There he goes dude, breakin' in to the crosswalk shuffle.''

by Uggsly June 21, 2011

scumbag shuffler

A public bicycle, also known as bike-share. Often seen littering the streets of major metropolitan cities, these are usually stolen and dumped wherever convenient for the scumbag. Scumbag shufflers allow scumbags to travel greater distances than previously possible to commit crimes, a true blessing for the community.

My home was burglarized while I was on vacation, and I found a scumbag shuffler laying in the backyard.

by Bubba Douglas February 26, 2018

Shannon Shuffle

When a female, in her late 30’s, covers herself in lube and/or vaseline and slides down the McDonalds PlayPlace slide naked.

Woah Bill, did you see Janet doing the Shannon Shuffle the other day at my sons birthday party?

by DamnitDale November 6, 2020

post-coital shuffle

After intercourse, the action of the male shuffling toward the bathroom for cleanup with his pants and underwear about his ankles.

Afterwards, Jack did the post-coital shuffle to the bathroom.

by iggaboo March 6, 2010

snuff

"to strike or attack hard; knock unconcious." derived from snuff - to put out/end.

Don't be a dick or i'll snuff you.

by turner February 24, 2005

Snuff Film

A film where the actual killing, "snuffing" of the main actor is recorded. The only ideal movie for some people to be in.

You know I think that J Lo would look great in a Snuff Film, she sure looks like shit in everything else.

by K Hi May 30, 2003

Snuff

1. To Punch or get punched
2. Ass whippin'

Big L- "if u got punched that mean u got snuffed"

by matt April 25, 2005