shitting taco bell style

The act of farting while taking a shit that sounds like a running lawn mower

"Do you hear that in the bathroom over there? Someone is shitting Taco Bell style."

by Fucking moron October 17, 2017

Shit-ton

two assloads

Steve had a shit-ton of dorritos last night

by nevynevynolegs November 1, 2017

Shittins

Disposable gloves to have by the toilet to put on before you wipe your ass with tissue to make sure you don't get any shit on your fingers.

I need to take a crap, but I need my Shittins.

by Kyle Scoops November 16, 2017

Shit Ton

A standardized measurement defined by 1 ton + 3 kg + 1 cm + 1 millisecond + 1 picosecond.

I just had a literal shit ton of thanksgiving food.

by shitte_ton November 24, 2017

shitting my whack

Crapping yourself, being really scared of something. The word 'my' would usually be pronounced 'me' when said by a Teessider. (North East England)

I watched a HORROR film the other night, was proper scary, i was shitting my whack

by CharlieC April 21, 2018

shittynet

shittynet is the internet of people that goes below 1Mb/sec

omg i can't connect, my shittynet is acting up.

by Willy347 January 10, 2018

shittynet

internet so slow you pull your hair out

my shittynet is preventing me to read my mails

by Willy347 February 13, 2018