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Adam Sheffield

Oh hey isn't that ADAM SHEFFIELD a.k.a NICHOLAS HARDRATH
by MassiveDiaper April 13, 2022
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Inspection Shelf

The flat horizontal portion of an European, Eastern European and Middle Eastern style commode, which function is to provide a surface in which fecal matter has a place to rest. This is so the distributor of said feces can inspect the item to gain insight on the health of his, her, they, them or otherwise's internal organs and fecal matter produciton efficiency.
I sure am thankful that these restrooms have a sufficient 'inspection shelf' for me to lay my log upon. If they didn't, I wouldn't have been able to determine that I did eat that much corn last night. I surely don't recall consuming that much.
by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023
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tom shefi

Tom shefi refers to someone who has spoken something irrevalent and useless.
Example: Your literally being a Tom Shefi right now
by TomSehfi May 2, 2023
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Full of hypocritical pricks who think they're hard as shit, their SENCO is absolutely shocking, and people who are from Blakenall starts shagging their cousin in the disabled green toilets, and those whos parents make more than 50k a year, youll fit in with the snobby group of kids in year 10. If people actually want to come here, make sure you arent gay, trans, autistic/disabled, because you'll end up hanging yourself with a noose. Teachers obviously take sides with the popular kids and Mr Riley's bald head is a national treasure.
"Don't take your kid to Ormiston Shelfield Community Academy, you'll regret it."
by LithiumSnortium June 1, 2023
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Ali-Sher Malik

The number 1 super giga gay porn lover Ohio duke dennis rizz ultimate morbidly a beast sigma boss alpha male.

Gets all women but only wants the gym

Is actually a pussy
Wow you’re an Ali-Sher Malik *dies from max rizz overload*
by GrgrgrgrGreen September 23, 2023
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top shelf taco

The epitome of sophistication and pleasure – the ultimate, superior and top shelf class of vaginas. Best indulged while sipping French champagne.
I am really curious, I think she might have a top shelf taco. I will buy her a champagne and find out.
by pertassels December 15, 2023
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Self-Shelf

When you put a dildo on a shelf and then open and close it over and over again to fuck your own ass
"What were you doing last night?"
"Self-Shelf"
"Aw Peter, that's nasty"
by ShinyBauble618 December 28, 2023
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