Skeetzophrenia

A disease that rips families, friendships, and couples apart. It strikes from virtually no where, and scientist are still puzzled as to what has caused it. It is a disease in which the one afflicted is obsessed with his or her own feces. In most recorded cases the subject believes that their excrement is somehow trying to communicate with them. There also seems to be a pattern in which the afflicted fishes their defecation out of the toilet bowl and "saves them for later." They are often retained in jars. No one with this disease has ever been cured.

Peter: Next... next to the... uh... pickles... in the... um... pantry... was that... err... was that shit?

Chaz: Don't be so inconsiderate! I have Skeetzophrenia.

Peter: Is that like Gingervitis?

by Jopan Rocks December 21, 2008

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1.) a state of mind in which a person is ready to engage in sexual intercourse.

2.) to get a person into said state of mind.

3.) a synonym for "to have sex" used in phrases that include "shit"

1.) "before i could get the condom on, she was already sheeted"

2.)"I'm pretty sure she likes me. What should I do?"
"Git 'er sheeted!"

3.) "We sheeted all over the place and i have to say it was the best sheet I ever took. I totally sheeted her brains out"

by aPirAte August 10, 2010

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