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Sharting

When you feel a huge ass fart coming and let it out because you think it’s going to feel good, but then feel something sticky come out of your asshole along with it.
Dude1: Hey dude, I was sharting this morning.
Dude2: Hot damn! How’s the skid marks?
by shitweasel June 11, 2020
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Shakin the dice

Why you takin so long in the shower what were you doin shakin the dice?
by intheknow337 July 8, 2020
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Sharding

Is a technique to distribute large amounts of identically structured data across a number of independent databases....
docs.microsoft.com/en-us/azure-sql/database/elastic-scale-introduction
The DBA that named this data distribution technique, sharding must have had either stomach issues or a drug problem!
by Cherryflavoredwakeup23 June 9, 2020
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sharkies

A very kind and caring fandom who doesn't care what people think about them and will always support people even if they did bad things.
haters: lol imagine staning her.
Sharkies: i understand you don't like them but do you have to be rude? you cant judge them just bc of who they are and how they look, you don't even know them irl!
by hye.yall.its.addison.rae October 8, 2020
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Sharknado

4 banger Hyundai Tiburon fitted with a Subaru 'forced' air-induction tornado at the cold-war intake filter.
My mechanic said sharknado only happen once every decade in the desert.
by Redneckwrenchreck17 November 11, 2020
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shakin ghead

The act of shaking ones head in a manner which not only implies disbelief. But also a complete lack of surprise that the person causing the shake is a serial cause for your head to be shaken.
Tim: Did you hear about Kel? She carried on like a goose at the Xmas party!
Tom: shakin ghead

Tom: what did you expect
by Hunteroftheforest November 15, 2020
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Shakin' like a scared chihuahua

Person 1: Hey dude, you're shaking a lot.

Person 2: Yeah, I'm shakin' like a scared chihuahua
by EverydayBellyache November 24, 2020
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