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The scoop

When you and your friends all have sex back to back with one woman and see who's penis scoops semen out best by paternity testing the baby 9 months later.
"Don't worry babe I'm going last in the scoop so the odds are it will be our kid."
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manual scoop loader

i was a construction engineer in the military, we spent lots of time digging trenches by hand, i was basically a manual scoop loader operator
by SweetSoulMusicman November 30, 2022
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fupa scoop

A pose used by pregnant women while being photographed to accentuate their “baby bump” for unknowing, unsuspecting or uncaring onlookers.
Renee is preggers again, if you couldn’t tell by the fupa scoop in those photos.
by JoeyJoJoJuniorShabidoo June 8, 2023
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Moist Scoop

When you take a drink of water or oth ght before you dry scoop prework out
I'm READY I Just Moist Scooped Assassin V7 Im Feeling Pumped
by PseudonymNotRequired August 3, 2024
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Jenc scoop

Grab a tall as dude by his nuts from behind and scoop him until he does a front flip.
Yo hit ‘‘em with the jenc scoop.
by Werner lover September 27, 2023
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Glopper Schlopper

contact don to find out what a glopper schlopper is
by Sphincks January 4, 2024
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Poop scoop

When a women is constipated she has to stick her thumb in the front hole and scoop the poop out the back hole.
Dude I haven’t shit like in three days, it got so bad I had to do the poop scoop.
by Constipated women February 15, 2024
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