Taylor Swift

Well anybody down there who doesnt like Taylor Swift has sand in there vaginia and shouldnt be talking here like seriously get a life.Okay?? Anyway Taylor Swift is a contry singer or they wouldnt put her on the CMA's (which is country music awards for all you slow ones) I dont know why you guys hate her you dont know her and Im not saying I do either but I dont hate her because her dreams came true and YOURS didnt!!

Person 1- "Who is that chick that beat Beyoncé?"
Person 2-" Oh that is Taylor Swift"

by ThisKidd202 March 5, 2011

*shifty eyes*

one of many "Smitty-isms"... see also touche
used when sarcasm is implied in a statement... the typed-out equivalent to the eye movement

Smitty: yes! you sleep with bret, and you like it... *shifty eyes*
me: err... yes... ew, you're done...
smitty: hahaha, ew

by mtc28 April 13, 2004

Swift

The result of a penis forcing air into the vagina during sex. This causes air to rush out quickly from the vagina making a flatulent noise much like that of the "queef". The action of the air exiting swiftly brings about the "swift".

That swift caused me to go soft with a swiftness.

by jlawthelarson December 26, 2008

Shifty

A supernatural owning force/tool used to teach less 1337 a lesson in 1337ing. Requires batteries.

If you don't stop moaning young one, I shall use a Shifty on you.

by Smoothie July 22, 2004

Taylor Swift

A freakin' hot-ass girl that I'm in love with.

I've heard rumors that she might have a career in music, but I have no idea. I've honestly never heard any songs by her, but I could look at her photoshoots all day long.

I'm thinking of sending a marriage proposal to Taylor Swift.

by klopek007 March 24, 2010

Taylor Swift

The hottest country singer ALIVE

Brianna:wheres taylor swift!aaaaaaaaaah there she is!

by Male Taylor Swift Fan May 2, 2010

Swiftybear

A "Swifty" is a fan of Taylor Swift. A "Swiftybear" is a fan of Taylor Swift that tends to identify as both gay and as a bear (a subculture in the gay community).

Yup, I've been to three Taylor Swift concerts with a bunch of my bear friends. You could call me a Swiftybear!

by Firefly13 January 7, 2015