Shitty alchemy

When someone ,most likely a dark alchemist or magician uses witchcraft to manifest poop in your butt as a war tactic to distract, divide, or conquer.

Example: hey Ken just got shit jammed by my super pooper spell. He'll never be able to fend for himself now! What a war tactic, shitty alchemy is!!

by Shitty alchemy June 21, 2021

Shitty Kitty

When a receptive sexual partner does a poor job, or none at all, at cleaning out prior to having anal sex; thus shitting on the insertive partner's penis and/or the bed

"Man, I fucked Gerardo last night, and he shit all over my dick. Had to throw out my Martha Stewart sheets"
"Well duh, they don't call him shitty kitty for nothing"

by Shatonya Sheets October 9, 2021

smithyboobear

smithyboobear is the sexiest most hottest person ever. you should go ask them out on a date, because even though it is impossible, they might be single😏

ugh, i wish smithyboobear would ask me out they are so sexy.

by smithyboobear/smithypoo September 5, 2021

shitty pizza

the definition of shitty pizza is little caesers

my mom got shitty pizza again, but who can beat $5?

by dumbandall December 15, 2021

Smitten

Being absolutely enamoured with every aspect of someone. Their smile, the stupid jokes, the way they look at you.

If you're picturing someone right now, yeah you're smitten.

When Crowley fell he dared God to smite him. So she sent Aziraphale to him and said, "There, now you're smitten."

by idkwhyjustletmelive March 10, 2022

ShittyWife

A wife who defecates in your marital bed after an argument

After we had an argument, she shit on my side of the bed! Amber Heard is a ShittyWife!

by Solaurasta Fox May 1, 2022

Smittiot

A fantasy-football player brainwashed by content creators and the media, resulting in excessive outlandish fantasy-football takes.

Did you see that dude take Kenneth Walker in the second round of his redraft fantasy-football league? Normally, he goes round 7! What a smittiot!

by coolcash August 4, 2022