Drip-shifty

the mindset/dispositions one adopts upon ingestion of the psychoactive drug LSD, assuming that he/she is a cool dude.

I got straight Drip-Shifty at that McKenzie river kid! Yadadamean?

by Dj precocious cynicism March 9, 2009

shiatzu

a synonym for the word 'shit,' originally said by Amir on collegehumor, but now used by many cool people around the world.

olivia is the shiatzu

this cake is the shiatzu

by psherman95 April 13, 2010

A-shaft

1. when something exceedingly bad or negative happens to you, you respond by exclaiming "A-shaft!"

2. when you are forced into doing something you do not want to do, similar to forcedown

joe: i just got a 30% on my final, a car ran over my bike and my mother and two sister's are in the hospital.
bob: A-shaft! (or "that's an A-shaft")

by jake goldstein March 27, 2007

my shaft

Something that will go up your ass when you least expect it.

Where's my shaft? Oh right it's up your ass.

by Bigbrownnigger420 January 18, 2018

shifty shaft

Often refered to as, the misleading boner, a shifty shaft occurs when you get excited from seeing a female from her behind, but seeing her face diminishes any erection you may have had.

I had a disappointing shifty shaft the other day on the side walks of the Flush Factory.

by Whistlefister January 29, 2018

Shafticles

Shafticels is a rare disease of the male penis, it is defined as when men have balls growing off the shaft of there penis.

OMG put it away justin, no one wants to see your shafticles!

by Flipoutsk8erguy August 23, 2005

shaft

To get screwed over.

I got shafted when I went to the mall to buy my clothes.

by Anonymous October 20, 2003