salty sheet

When you’ve finished yanking your wank for the night and don’t want to grab tissues

Francis: hey buddy why are your sheets so crusty?

Rodger: ehh, I usually just do the salty sheet before bed

by Slick silly December 8, 2017

Salty Special

A special move present in every sport, e.g in cricket its is bowling behind your back

In football: heading ball three times then volleying

Omg. He just pulled of the Salty Special!

by s.a.l.t.y November 22, 2009

Salty Scallops

(SEE DOCKING FIRST) After a gay couple finishes docking one partner eats the others ass.

Whoah man, me and John tried Salty Scallops yesterday and it was amazing.

by JingleBalls696969 November 1, 2017

A Salty Handshake

A name for a uncomfortable public handjob given by a gay man to a straight man.

You Boys Want To Go Into The Hall And Have A Salty Handshake?

by PiggieFatNose January 29, 2019

Salty Mermaid

A blow job given in a hot tub that ends with cum on your face.

Don't use Jenny's parents hot tub. Kenny gave her a Salty Mermaid in there last weekend when her parents were out of town.

by Pdicki February 22, 2022

salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016

The Salty Chapstick

When you cover your dick in butter and sprinkle salt on your nutsack. The lips around the member pushes all the butter up and in turn moisturises her lips.

Person 1: I gave her The Salty Chapstick last night.

Person 2: No way, did her tongue dig through your pubes to get to the salt?

by MuffinMuncher24 May 1, 2022