A creature of Russian lore who will appear to you if you consume more than 2 Liters of Vodka. He will appear to you and kick your ass and once you pass out he will sodomize you.
“Bro be safe with those shots of vodka you don't want the Russian Beer Midget to appear and penetrate ya!”
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