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Rogers My Beans

When something goes awry or rubs one the wrong way.
Ya know what really rogers my beans? The tax rate in my local municipality
by Phyllibuster December 15, 2024
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Stinging Roger

When you get butt-fucked by a trucker with hepatitis.
"Last night was hectic, I got porked down under by a trucker, now my hole doesn't feel whole, it was a real Stinging Roger"
by mooflese September 10, 2023
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Roger Rooster

A self pleasuring position that erupted in the late 1980's in the town of Rouleau, Saskatchewan where Mr. Roger Flender grew up. Roger, among other extra curricular activities, had a fetish for roosters. He grew so attached to the animal that he wanted to further his love by mimicking their style for pleasure. The position has 4 steps: (Note, this will only work for males)

1. Push your stiff boner between your legs so that it is pointing directly behind you.

2. Close your legs, holding your boner in this position.

3. Keeping your legs together, bend down slowly so that the tip of your boner pushes through the gap just above your ankles depending on the length of your boner.

4. Then with the help of your favorite lube, continue to pleasure the tip of your penis by pushing it in and out of the gap above your ankles.

* Shave the part of your legs where your boner touches for added smoothness/pleasure.
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by Gilbert Brandon October 8, 2011
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roger balls

A mystery man who's always behind strange phone calls.
Guy: Hello, who is this? Phone: ROGER BALLS!
by SadCavernGuy October 17, 2020
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Rogers on that!

I agree with that sentiment or that concept will be acceptable.

In sarcastic use: Damn, bitch? or Damn bitch, where did that come from? or Check out this crazy bitch.
Woman: Ryan, I really hate that you are late everytime you come over. Can you at least try to be on time next time? I really feel this is indicative of larger issues.

Ryan: Rogers on that!
by dubyaspretzelbaker July 19, 2009
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Roger rabbiting

When an odd or goofy guy with no sex appeal but great personality has or gets an extremely sexy girlfriend.
That dude must be roger rabbiting to have a girl like that.
by KaynG May 15, 2016
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Robyn Rogers

hottest person to ever fucking exist. no if ands or buts about it.
by ___Max+____ March 17, 2022
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