roger wayne humphreys

Dead beat dad that lives in Brunswick, Georgia. Drunkard, fat and sellout to children.

Likes to kiss his bosses nuts. Married to fat spic with tacky hair.

Roger Wayne Humphreys is a loser and eats too much. A heart attack ready to happen.

by The Word1 November 9, 2017

Roger

A man who is very cranky and switches up at every moment he gets, he will attack like a predator and grab your arms anything to get your attention. He snaps a lot and won’t let you do anything without it going through him first, he also won’t let you go for a run if your a girl because he worried about sex trafficking.

Oh no it’s roger run away

by Carens a little bi today July 27, 2019

Roger

Someone who is an everyday normal motherfucker who rides a GOAT

What can I say? I'm a Roger and I enjoy riding Goats

by SkyeDiamonds September 7, 2022

Roger rabbiting

When an odd or goofy guy with no sex appeal but great personality has or gets an extremely sexy girlfriend.

That dude must be roger rabbiting to have a girl like that.

by KaynG May 15, 2016

roger balls

A mystery man who's always behind strange phone calls.

Guy: Hello, who is this? Phone: ROGER BALLS!

by SadCavernGuy October 17, 2020

rogered

Burdened with college debt by higher education policy created under Ronald Reagan's economic adviser Roger Adolph Freeman.

I can't afford to own a house because I'm still rogered by my student loan payments.

by toto z barker September 28, 2025

My Friend Roger

A guy you speak to everyday for three years online and played Genshin Impact.

My Friend Roger was always so nice and mained Tartaglia.

by percyjacksonjasongrace25 July 27, 2023