A man named Jaden will kindly give you compliments but also stea your lungs if you ever wake him up during sleep. If so, he will take your lungs, put it between his toes and stick it up your ass.
by roganfootjobcreator November 25, 2022
Get the The J-ROB FOOTJOBmug. by originz July 5, 2023
Get the ROBBEDmug. 
A Rob is the first tip of a sh*t that comes peeping, when you really need to go.
It can also be a handicapped cockroach.
Or it can be a really beautiful man from Belgium. (Not the average Rob)
It can also be a handicapped cockroach.
Or it can be a really beautiful man from Belgium. (Not the average Rob)
Omg I really need to go! The Rob is already visible.
I used spray on that roach, it became a Rob now.
Omg that guy is an Average Rob… but look at that Rob, that Rob is a real Rob
I used spray on that roach, it became a Rob now.
Omg that guy is an Average Rob… but look at that Rob, that Rob is a real Rob
by Therealrob November 22, 2021
Get the Robmug. When a man named Robert sticks his thumb in the rectum of an unsuspecting victim, and leads his around like a puppet, while spitting tobacco juice on the back of his head. Usually done to establish dominance.
by CreakingTom October 14, 2021
Get the Robbedmug. Someone who leaves a bad mess somewhere with their splooger and takes off hoping no one knows it was them.
Tim: "Who did that skid? They made a bad mess! It stinks!"
Scott: "My mate Splooger Rob, be won't admit it though"
Scott: "My mate Splooger Rob, be won't admit it though"
by Trumpet65 November 13, 2020
Get the Splooger Robmug. 