Retard Bone

n. Where a person has not been officially diagnosed with a mental disability but, there are family similarities of mental SLOWness. Ex: They have a retard bone running in their family.

You would think they are retarded. I think they have a case of the retard bone.

If I have children with this person, I hope my kids don't inherit the retard bone.

It never fails, everytime I ask Jack to take out the trash, he takes out the little bag sitting beside the big bag instead of taking out both bags. He definitely has the retard bone.

The retard bone runs in their family.

He must have inherited the retard bone.

They all have the retard bone.

I am sick of dealing with the retard bone.

If I have to deal with the retard bone one more time, I am going to scream!

by HeatherFeather73 February 28, 2010

fucking retard

a very stupid person who acts selfishly, childishly, or immaturely. Does not technically refer to the mentally disabled. When reading this definition, you may think of someone in particular. Chances are, that person fits the criteria of a fucking retard.

Joe Smith: You know that guy who is really stupid and immature?
James Smith: Oh, that fucking retard Allan Evans?
John Smith: Who else would I be talking about!

by sickofbullshit December 11, 2012

Retard mode

The mode in which an individual loses all abilities/senses and is completely lost with himself/herself. This may occur when one is so confused that they actually become mentally disabled. Another well known occurance is when one intakes two vape packs consecutively to the face.

Dave: yo man what you think about that shit?
Al: dude, im fuckin' retarded!

When you pull outta your driveway and bounce your SUV off a fire hydrant then into your neighbors tree and become knocked unconscious, this is retard mode

by khadgarr December 1, 2009

mildly retarded

(Adj.) The nicest way to still call someone completely and utterly retarded.

That girl who ran into that telephone pole seems mildly retarded.

by Shitspopper October 6, 2008

urban retard

Urban kids who look, dress, talk, and act retarded. Some one who thinks Urban Outfitters is the place to shop.

The difference between a retard and an urban retard is the retard is smarter.

by benth April 29, 2008

social retard

One that cannot function socially. Not retarded, but rather incapable of interacting socially for several reasons. Immaturity, spitefulness, emotional scars, etc.

My sister dropped out of school at an early age, missed formidable social growth and now at the age of 40 acts like she's 15.

My youngest brother always got what he wanted and threw a fit when he didn't. Now that he is an adult he still acts the same way even around strangers.

Social Retards!

by Pitco January 26, 2010

retard tamer

A person who has the job of taking mongaloids around town on stupid little outings to annoy normal folk in zoos, restaurants, at the movies, etc.. They do nothing to control the freaks while they shit their pants and scream. They believe that their effort makes the world a better place, but the truth is that the fucking retards probably don't even know where they are and the rest of us are made to feel uncomfortable by their tard squeals and grunts.

Great that god damn retard tamer is back with her parade of window lickers I hope that their van is hit by a truck.

by Jason Pens January 2, 2007