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queef thief

A phrase used to indicate to your lesbian friend that she is "cockblocking" you.
"Damn Danny, I heard you tell her I'm butch, but you know that's not true. Why you gotta be a queef thief like that!"
queef thief by Joe Dirtykid August 11, 2016

Queef cam 

Usually when a human being/ object of choice takes a video of a queef in action. Videos could be taken either in slow motion, or normal speed. Filters are usually added to these bundles of joy.
"Oh my lord do you see that?! That man is taking a queef cam of the two adults doing the honkey tonk! Good golley how I love queef cams.They are my fetish. I must go now."

Queef Nuzzler 

A person who doesn't just enjoy queefs, but absolutely lives for the touch, taste, scent, and sound of a good, hearty quaiff. As is tradition.
Good God, Logan, I always suspected you were such a queef nuzzler
Queef Nuzzler by katzau July 3, 2016

Queef sweat

When your girl queefs so much that her cat starts sweating and smells like fish.
"Why did she queef sweat herself? no oh my god"
Queef sweat by Sloppy joes January 25, 2017

Queef Mcduck 

Bens a queef Mcduck

I.E. a Faggot
Bens a faggot aka queef mcduckington
Queef Mcduck by Addxxx March 11, 2017

queef hornet 

A pretenious girl that no one likes who finds a fascination in queefing around others.
Damn man, that new girl Felicia is a queef hornet.
queef hornet by Xyzqwert June 11, 2017