by JoelSmokes March 3, 2019
Get the dick petty mug.When someone acts like they're doing something out of a principle or high-minded belief, but it's really just a rationalization for being petty. Usually the excuse will involve a concept like rights, laws, economics, or justice. The term is frequently used on Am I The Asshole Podcast.
"I don't tip. Why should consumers pay for a business' labor costs?"
"You sure you're not just a principled petty a-hole?"
"Mike said he didn't invite Jenny to his party because it's his right."
"He's just being principled petty - obviously this is about Jenny calling him out for stealing $20."
"You sure you're not just a principled petty a-hole?"
"Mike said he didn't invite Jenny to his party because it's his right."
"He's just being principled petty - obviously this is about Jenny calling him out for stealing $20."
by Am I The Asshole Podcast May 14, 2019
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It’s that thing when you sit on the toilet and to have good posture, two midgets crouch on the bathroom floor and you put your feet on their heads.
by I trademark ™ November 13, 2018
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Get the krabby patty mug.Joke, or a humorous statement, relative to shit, defecation, urination or anything that relates to the toilet.
I was full of sh*t, but I just went to the toilet and took it all out - that's an example of a very poorly constructed potty humor joke.
by MajuiF May 9, 2011
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