When a male and female are having sexual intercourse, and the penis slips out of the vagina and penetrates her asshole, the male's Punched Humphrey (Humphrey is a term for shit).
I was having sex last night and accidentally Punched Humphrey! Needless to say, she was feeling pretty sorry for herself.
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Get the donut punch mug.The act of punching a chick in the ass when you are going at it doggy style. It causes the chick to clench up tight and bring you extra pleasure.
I was banging this ho last night from behind and I ass punched her hard and she clenched up tight and I came hard all over her.
by monkeybutt July 23, 2003
Get the ass punch mug.An act that while justifiable will ultimately result in embarrassment. The phrase is derived from the inevitable embarrassment that results from beating the shit out of a midget that is messing with your woman/insulting your honor. To allow him to continue will only lead to the shame of being hassled by a three foot tall circus performer, but knocking his teeth out will lead to looks of shock and disgust from passers by who did not witness the little person's earlier transgression.
So Mr. President, how goes the invasion of that third world nation?
Not good, i really punched a midget on that one.
Not good, i really punched a midget on that one.
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Get the punched a midget mug.When a person is being lame or selfish with regards to the group of friends as a whole. The persons dameanor is not too painful to stand, however it is "as" annoying as being punched in the boob.
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