Murphy punch

When someones at bat (baseball) and he gets hit by a pitched ball, the batter rushes up to the pitcher punches him in the face and afterwards tackles him to the floor.

The pitcher throws a curve ball and hits the batter in the arm and the batter runs up to the pitcher and Murphy punches him on pitchers mound.

by DenDen420 January 9, 2010

Danke Punch

The act of thanking someone by physically punching them in the face.

I loved hearing what my boss had to say about my performance at work, so obliged him with a danke punch.

by Charles M. Nagasaki October 3, 2014

King punch

Called a sucker punch in the US, a King punch is the same thing throughout the UK and former colonies. A person uses a fist to punch a victim without warning, often from behind, and usually to the back of the head. It's extremely dangerous to the victim, even fatal.

The news said he was charged with murder, after using a king punch during a bar brawl.

by Kingdragonfly January 6, 2019

donut punch

the act of punching someone in a donut shaped orifice, specifically the vagina.

"My girlfriend started bitchin' so i donut punched her!"

by B|24|\||)0Z0|2 March 21, 2005

ass punch

The act of punching a chick in the ass when you are going at it doggy style. It causes the chick to clench up tight and bring you extra pleasure.

I was banging this ho last night from behind and I ass punched her hard and she clenched up tight and I came hard all over her.

by monkeybutt July 23, 2003

boob punch

When a person is being lame or selfish with regards to the group of friends as a whole. The persons dameanor is not too painful to stand, however it is "as" annoying as being punched in the boob.

Everyone else was going to the party, but Rose was being a "boob punch" so we just stayed home.

by Solidosnaku September 9, 2013

punched a midget

An act that while justifiable will ultimately result in embarrassment. The phrase is derived from the inevitable embarrassment that results from beating the shit out of a midget that is messing with your woman/insulting your honor. To allow him to continue will only lead to the shame of being hassled by a three foot tall circus performer, but knocking his teeth out will lead to looks of shock and disgust from passers by who did not witness the little person's earlier transgression.

So Mr. President, how goes the invasion of that third world nation?

Not good, i really punched a midget on that one.

by mongoose4342 July 17, 2006