Spaz promise

A promise that is made with ur hand bent inwards facing u like how a “spaz” would have there hands , if broken the person I broke it with gets to kick and punch ur balls 5 times

“ Spaz promise u didn’t do that “

by Fat Neek Farren April 6, 2021

Stripper Promise

A hollow promise made for the sole purpose of appeasing the recipient momentarily.

A vow lacking conviction or follow through

Harold " She said we would go out on a date when she had some more free time. She promised this time"

Rob " ahh, common man, you can't be following for another stripper promise."

by Dre_N May 5, 2021

Everyday Primitive

To use something daily or frequently yet have it be as basic as technologically as possible.

Sure ink and feathers or coal are more primitive but a dollar store Bic knock off is everyday primitive.

Sure I like goretexv but a wool jacket is everyday primitive.
Yah I can use steel needles but a bone one is everyday primitive.
Chicken cooked in a clay vessel at a beach fire pit is everyday primitive.

by TinyShopTinyWork May 21, 2021

Bro promise

A promise that no matter what you can not break it. It is used to tell the truth and if some one uses it you have to tell the truth or else you not a bro

Person 1:I got head!
Person 2: no ways, bro promise?
Person 1: ok nah I lie🤣

by A lekker gent November 20, 2021

Politically primitive

An adjective used to describe when someone holds political views that tend to be out of date compared to other people’s beliefs

Brian thinks that U.S. should rely more on coal to fulfill its energy needs, even though coal is known to be a major environmental pollutant and can be very hazardous to the miners’ health. Most people support trying to fill more of the U.S. energy needs using renewable energy in order to be more sustainable and reduce our reliance on foreign powers to address our energy based needs. His views on energy use are politically primitive.

by Vanguard 1998 August 24, 2021

dirty promise

When your fucking and you tell the girl your not going to cum and you purposefully get her pregnant so she stays with you

"I told my gf I wouldn't cum, guess I'm a dirty promise"

by anonymous September 2, 2021

False profit

Police using chemicals and surgical experiments to force marriage of Guardian and child Homewood health center Guelph Ontario Canada specialty

Justin Trudeau is a false profit chasing the Granger's across five nations starting with Manchester Robin Hood truedeau and chief executive officer Granger Manchester United Kingdom England

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022