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Premium or premier. This means something is very good. And better than normal.
"Ah mate, last night was prem". "This meal is prem"
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Premature Termination

A most unfortunate phenomenon among public transport systems in congested cities all over the world in which a bus journey, for example, spontaneously ends before its scheduled termination point, forcing the passengers to find an alternative route to their destination. This causes frustration among the passengers which may result in verbal complaints directed at no one in particular, physical altercations with the transport operator who had no say in the matter to begin with, or, in the UK's case, no verbal or physical reactions at all, but rather a subtle, passive-aggressive tension, created and felt by each individual who reluctantly steps off of the vehicle, which is held in for the remainder of the workday, thereby making it worse than it would have been already, spiralling the already bleak Brit further into the abyss of their own depressive essence.
Transport announcement of the premature termination: "Bus 220 to Wandsworth... the destination of this bus has changed... Putney Bridge Station - this bus terminates here."
Literally every passenger on the bus who is now late for work: "**silently, frustratingly contemplates suicide**"
by formula1reviews March 26, 2018
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Preemptive Flush

A preemptive flush occurs when one is sitting on the shitter, hears footsteps and flushes even if it isn't neccessary in order to let the person whose footsteps you heard know it's occupied, to deter them from coming into the toilet while you're doing your business.
A: I was sitting on the toilet mid-shit when I heard my sister's footsteps, I did a preemptive flush so she wouldn't come in while I was doing a blumpkin.
by Some_Random_Asshat March 31, 2018
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Premature Ejacuconfetti

Premature Ejacuconfetti When your team thinks they hit a buzzer-beating 3 at the end of regulation so they eject their celebratory confetti only to be told it was a 2 pointer and then go on to lose in overtime.
Premature Ejacuconfetti Oh Philly, after tanking 8 straight seasons you still managed to find a way to get ahead of yourselves... 😂
by DjOmni June 2, 2018
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premature ejacufetti

When the overanxious 76ers drop the confetti before they have actually won their first game of the second round of the playoffs.
Did you see when the premature ejacufetti job the 76ers did when they didn't even win the game?
by Jimmy from the Ville June 2, 2018
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Premature textulation

When you accidentally hit the send button before you have had a chance to finish the message or read the autocorrect
by Oldinc June 10, 2018
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premanvith

A cool guy,who has the strenght to do anything he likes ,make friends like a they are nothing and can get girls anytime.
Guy:Hey who is that guy
Girl1:Thats my boyfriend premanvith

Girl2:No thats my boyfriend

Girl1:
What?
by Premanvith September 29, 2018
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