/pee-nutt/butt-aer/band-et/
noun: peanut butter bandit; plural noun: peanut butter bandits; plural noun: plural noun: peanut butter banditti(group of three or more persons)
1. any person(typically of the male gender), regardless of guilt or intent, whom at any given time is suspected, or excused of physical participation in an act involving the use of peanut butter, or a peanut butter-like product as a means, or a rouse to encourage, or lure a non-human mammal(typically a dog) for the purpose of having it engage in licking the person's genatalia in order to intentionally result in excitement, arousal, and/or sexual pleasure.
"Phil goes everywhere with that dog, I bet he's a peanut butter bandit."
synonyms: animal-mouth-raper, lassie-jammer, fido-fucker, doghouse-sandwich-maker, lonely-canine-tickler, low-down-dirty-rotten-p-b-and-jim-wiggler, puppy-innocence-looter, butter-mugger, dog-snout-peanut-gangster
verb
gerund or present participle: peanut butter banditoing
1. to describe, or relate the occurrence of a person as being a peanut butter bandit.
"Hey, I think Phil has been peanut butter banditoing with that dog of his."
2. interogative: relating the occurrence of a person as being a peanut butter bandit.
"Hey Phil, you havn't been peanut butter banditoing with that dog of yours, have you?
noun: peanut butter bandit; plural noun: peanut butter bandits; plural noun: plural noun: peanut butter banditti(group of three or more persons)
1. any person(typically of the male gender), regardless of guilt or intent, whom at any given time is suspected, or excused of physical participation in an act involving the use of peanut butter, or a peanut butter-like product as a means, or a rouse to encourage, or lure a non-human mammal(typically a dog) for the purpose of having it engage in licking the person's genatalia in order to intentionally result in excitement, arousal, and/or sexual pleasure.
"Phil goes everywhere with that dog, I bet he's a peanut butter bandit."
synonyms: animal-mouth-raper, lassie-jammer, fido-fucker, doghouse-sandwich-maker, lonely-canine-tickler, low-down-dirty-rotten-p-b-and-jim-wiggler, puppy-innocence-looter, butter-mugger, dog-snout-peanut-gangster
verb
gerund or present participle: peanut butter banditoing
1. to describe, or relate the occurrence of a person as being a peanut butter bandit.
"Hey, I think Phil has been peanut butter banditoing with that dog of his."
2. interogative: relating the occurrence of a person as being a peanut butter bandit.
"Hey Phil, you havn't been peanut butter banditoing with that dog of yours, have you?
"So, as it turns out, Phil was just depressed, and not in fact the peanut butter bandit I accused him of being."
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