gumba position

A sexual position where the male is on top, laying on his stomach, and his legs streched out in a split position in tight ass mode.

Oh daddy, please get on top of me and give it to me in the gumba position

by Ishbarruci March 6, 2010

Trendelenburg Position

A sexual position where the woman's legs are straight up in the air.

After a busy night on the ambulance, I went back to my place and fucked my girlfriend in the Trendelenburg Position.

by EMS1 November 14, 2010

marshmello position

The guy doesn't like to put it in so he stuffs marshmellos in all of the girls holes while she's tied to a kitchen table leg. He jerks of to the facial expressions when he stuffs her with marshmellos.

Guy: can i do something kinky
Girl: sure
Guy ties her to a table and stuffs her with marshmellos. He starts to jerk himself.
Girl:hmsnmf
Guy: thats the marshmello position

by Loser_alert April 19, 2020

covid positive

The test results after being tested for the covid 19 virus showing a person to be positive. On the results form showing positive in small writing it says "if positive detected its indicative of active infection but not rule out bacterial infection or other viral infections".

My test results show that I was covid positive. Was I really positive for covid or did I have another infection? How about all the others that showed positive? Makes you wonder.

by jimmybomm September 26, 2021

out-of-positioness

A state of being physically out of position.

His out-of-positioness impeded him from being in an advantageos position for a good angle.

by Yamon1 February 22, 2009

I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex.

It's when someone is coming on to you, that does not currently, nor ever will have a shred of a chance.

Guy/Girl: Your so Handsome/Pretty...
Response: Well I'll have you know, that I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex...

by 69hysteria87 October 10, 2019

Positive jamming

A form of Culture Jamming aimed at web forums or chat room.
Also called Passive jamming.
Overwhelming forums with messages of harmony.
Posting large numbers of positive, passive facts.
A form of activism

Positive Jamming is a good way to affect change.
Many small groups of Positive Jammers can change reality for the better.
One way of positive jamming is to actively seek out forum blogs against humanity and post against them.

by Dr Inkerman September 9, 2006