poophard right now

When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.

Dave: “Yoo poop hard right now”
Jake: “I don’t care Dave please leave me alone”
Dave: “Haha just kidding.... unless...?”

Dave took a FAT SHIT thus making him say, “poophard right now” When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.

by CigBock556 February 8, 2020

Poophecy

Prediction during pooping... Poodiction you could say

Poophecy bruh.

by PieceOfCandy February 28, 2020

Pornhub

The website I go to beat the shit out my dick

#pornhub #masturbation

by Wolfythewolf March 20, 2020

porcherator

A porch, most often an enclosed porch, where someone can store drinks and/or perishables during cold temperatures.

Jack stored his beer out on the porcherator, and it was always cold until spring!

by TheKurgan1965 March 22, 2020

Porch

During the Covid-19 crisis, to “porch” something is to set it outside on the porch and close the door so another can pick it up (more) safely.

I have vanilla. Come on by. I’ll porch it for you.

by Trikeguy March 29, 2020

pornhub daddy

A Male you have sex with while watching pornhub.

- oh see john over there? his is my pornhub daddy.
- hey john, would you like to be my pornhub daddy?
-girl I heard john is your pornhub daddy!

by AnonymousRogue April 16, 2020

Pornhub

Where niggas go to cure their depression

Jason: MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH MEEEE

Jonathon: Bro’s over hoes

Jonathon: just use the hub

Jason: what’s the hub??

Jonathon: you don’t know pornhub

Jason: no

Jonathon: it’s where there is videos of sex

Jason: I don’t wanna watch people have it I wanna have it

Jonathon: you can use it to jack off

Jason: BETTTTT

by Baby Germany May 4, 2020