Mars Porn

When any member of 30 Seconds To Mars or the Echelon posts tweets, Facebook posts, snapchats, InstaGram posts, et cetera that in any way triggers the world-wide Echelon family. Including but not limited to: Hurricane clips, The Kill clips, naughty photos, shirtless photos, close up of eyes/hair/beards/asses of any member of the band, hand/vein/back/legs/neck/eye/etc porn, clips from Jared Leto's films, vine clips created by Echelon and/or fans, any video where Jared's vocals are killing it, any video where Shannon is drumming, any video where Tomo or Stevie are shredding it, any update on new Mars things to come, any mention of touring or Mars' new album that's coming out et cetera

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Did you see the new J porn on Jareds snapchat?!

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by loralaimango November 16, 2016

Starship Porn

A movie wherein the sole redeeming attribute is a lascivious overview of a spaceship.

Star Trek The Motion Picture is raw Starship Porn.

Suitable only for geeks and trekkers who (at the time) hadn't laid eyes on the Enterprise for several years when the movie came out.

by Dirt Bath January 13, 2010

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by Horny Panda September 18, 2016

Porn Jesus

A term used to define a well hung dark-haired male with a beard and long hair.

Damn, have you seen that porn Jesus over there? He's hot!!

by Ruby-Slippers July 25, 2016

Roadside Porn

When walking in country lanes and coming across a gap in the hedge, it's common place to discover Roadside Porn.

This can either be when porn is left abandoned in a bush, most of the time a pile of magazines that have had to be removed because of fear of being discovered when visitors 'pop round the house'. In some severe cases the roadside porn will be attached to bushes and trees in the clearing.

' Clare, Clare look what I found! '

'What?'

'It's roadside porn!'

'Eww!'

by lilmissmush February 6, 2010

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by minionpornlover6969 April 14, 2021

gnome porn

A word created by crude corner. To film yourself having sex with lawn statues.

I made a gnome porn while Gary Holden onto the camera.

by InsuborDONation June 27, 2014