Brown Pappy

The act of defecating on ones chest while receiving a simultaneous blowjob.

Man I took that slut from the bar home last night. I was sitting on her chest getting a blowjob and I gave her the Brown Pappy.

by Pappy Blumpkin May 17, 2011

pappyjack

An extremely inept music teacher who prances around like an ant-lemming hybrid.

Dr. Ernest A. Papinchak, principal of St Clements High School, Johnstown, PA, is a goddamn big, fat pappyjack.

by Joe Facciani July 21, 2004

PoopyBigOops

1) Having to take a dump so bad, and you could not reach the bathroom in time, so your slimey dihareha goes all over the floor, and near someones face ocassionally.
2) Saying "oops" then shitting everywhere on everyone.
3) Just having to go take a fat dump next to a garden gnome whos reading "how to increaase your woody" while wiping your ass with toilet wife paper tits bitch.

1) He PoopyBigOops himself, what a loser.
2) "OOPS" Poopybigoops.
3) I poopybigoops on that fat guys yard.

by HiHi January 20, 2005

poopy pawnts

A spelling of poopy pants drawn from a dialect found only in northern Canada.

You smell like very strong poopy pawnts.

by Christopher Johnson July 22, 2006

pippy crack

A cute way to say "cunt" without saying cunt!

My Pippy crack stinks, but I dont care! My Pippi Crack stinks, but I dont care! cause I dont wear any underwear!

by Erik da man January 11, 2008

Poopy Breath

the act of a male licking the anus of a female; no wipe, then kissing her immediately after with his breath

Last night Aaron gave Stephanie the poopy breath after she had 12 beers and White Castle following a shit without wiping.

by Craighten January 30, 2008

poopy squirts

The act of projecting fecal matter out of your anus in a sporadic pattern. Almost an explosive manner, some might say like an icee machine running on empty.

Jose said to Juan "Man I am never going back to that roach coach again, that shit gave me the poopy squirts"

by Senior El Bopo July 24, 2009