das poop

Stupid German way of saying “Oh Shit Thats Poop

*Crahses into manure truck* “DAS POOP!!!”

by 😂Wes8761😂 October 18, 2017

Chunky poop

When a an Asian man puts his fingers a midgets ass

"What's up Chunky Poop"

by Mikey Ofrd April 28, 2019

poop net

(noun) the loose portion of jeans dangling below the butt-region; typically found on those people with wide, flat asses who are unable to properly fill-out their jeans

Due to her Irish-ass and unwashed jeans, Sam had a bad case of poop net in her Levis.

by front porch April 9, 2007

poop goop

Semen that leaks out of an ass after fill-up

Steve's underwear showed signs of poop goop.

by crazyshityo November 6, 2007

Poop trampoline

When feces unexplainably ends up on the wall next to you.

There must have been some kind of miscue and the poop hit the mini "poop trampoline" that was lying on the floor in the bathroom.

by kurupt2164 the greatest October 9, 2008

poop insurance

When your pretty sure it's just a fart, but you're gonna push that thing out with some force, so you sit down on the toilet just in case some poop's gonna follow

Guy 1: Hold on, i need to change my pants
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: I decided to go without poop insurance and ended up shitting my pants

by fauxphantom1 November 22, 2011

temporal causality poop

The act of pooping so hard that you become immediately hungry and then the proceeding feast only leads to yet another poop. A vicious cycle. Particularly when you can no longer remember if the loop was started by a poop or a meal, at this point you know you have entered a temporal causality poop.

Dude I found the best 24-hour all-you-can-eat Buffet in Vegas with really nice toilets inside. I totally forced myself into a temporal causality poop. I was there for days!

by Dane Hansen August 14, 2011